albatross-the-pen-chewer:

maple-cloak:

crazy-brazilian:

marinememes:

:)

:3 but with two teeth in the middle

what a fella!!

cyndaquilism:

tomatoluvr69:

Bro I am crying. Crying. Nautical nonsense……it’s something I wish…….

carriecoded:

seeing pictures of men w blood on their face is like. oh man i wanna be you so bad. i wanna make out with you in a storage closet. i want to gently cradle your face and wipe the blood off with a washcloth. you are the ideal man. you are my pretty pretty princess

jordanbolton:

“Range Life” by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films Issue #1, available on Etsy

theocseason4:

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

lesbiacebian:

sketiana:

squirrelstone:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

icant fucking breathe

997:

the way andy warhol would be doing NFTs if his stupid ass was still alive

milfsarahmccool:

we act like the derry girls get into wild shenanigans because they’re teenagers when mary and sarah were literally caught stealing jewellery off a corpse and joe was prepared to take on a polar bear with a tranquilliser gun. that is cross generational poor decision making, that is grade-A genetic stupidity